BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans-----
A couple of things stand out to me. First, you mean to tell me there was a beer festival in a zoo. Second, this guy was naked but his clothes were intact. Unless Misha and Masha now have opposable thumbs, this guy was naked before the bears half-ate him. Because if the bears took his clothes off, they certainly would not be intact. Also, the assortment of objects in the bear cage is pretty random - well, not so much the beer cans...
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3 comments:
i've never seen a beer festival on sunday morning during the assembly...could that work?
Only if you rope off the nursery...
Maybe a VBS for adults??
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