Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Great. Now Tebow will win another stupid Heisman

Sam Bradford and Colt McCoy will split votes among the southwest voters, who can't even agree on the Big 12 Player of the Year.

So Tebow will probably win the Heisman again. A quote from Mr. Tebow. Maybe you've heard it before. "You will never see another player on SportsCenter as much as I am on SportsCenter. You will never see another team dominate national coverage like we will dominate national coverage. You will never, actually, see another member of the Florida Gators on ESPN the rest of this season. God bless."

5 comments:

Aaron said...

Good thing my hand is here to catch the puke. My good friend Doc Mayo taught me that trick.

I actually think Bradford will win with less 1st place votes, but more 2nd place votes. We'll see. It gonna be close

James said...

And it will be another instance of OU taking what is rightfully UT's. God bless Colt. And God bless America. And God bless the chunk of steak I just pulled out of my own throat.

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Kevin Wilkinson said...

I totally agree, James.

As a confessed Seminole fan, this makes me not only throw up, it causes me to also throw up a little bit in my mouth, burn for a minute, and then go back down the throat.

I think the problem with the voting is that McCoy and Bradford are a toss-up for most of the country, because they're in the same conference and have produced great numbers. The Big 12 QBs have a collective name. Tebow, unfortunately, is sitting alone in the SEC. The CBS network can't get enough of him on Saturdays. I'm so glad this year is almost over.

Nathan said...

Is that a real quote from him? Or is my sarcasm detector malfunctioning again?