I didn't know it was that clear cut

Hello Brooklyn, nice to know ya...

Ahh, words from the wordsmith, Shawn Carter (Jay-Z). I'm in Brooklyn, working on a big project set for Tuesday. I miss my wife.

But as I was driving down Interstate 81 outside of Scranton, Pennsylvania, I saw a billboard that said "Shooting Hoops or Shooting Heroin - talk to your kids." I didn't think it was that clear cut. I mean, I didn't shoot hoops, and I certainly never did the other thing. Conversely, I think Leonardo DiCaprio showed us you can do both. Just neither of them well. And if you do, watch out for Bruno Kirby giving you the Whatfor.

So that got me thinking - what's the strangest billboard you've ever seen?