Thursday, November 20, 2008

This man will rip your scrotum off.



Felony assault charges have been dropped against Allen Michael Beckett, if you recall, he nearly "accidentally" castrated Brian Thomas, a Texas Longhorns fan, in a fight at the Henry Hudson’s on NW Expressway:

District Attorney David Prater, who initially charged Beckett with felony aggravated assault, said witnesses have since come forward who said Thomas was the aggressor…

For his part, Beckett said he was minding his own business when Thomas approached him at the bar and threatened to beat him up. He said he only grabbed Thomas after the bigger, younger man tried to pull him from his bar stool.

“He started pulling me out of the chair, so I sprung out of the chair into his chest,” said Beckett, a 22-year Army veteran. “You go straight for ‘em. You don’t hit the dirt, you go straight for the machine gun.”

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The charges were dropped.

4 comments:

Heather said...

freakin longhorn fans.

;-)

James said...

To be fair - the Longhorn fan should have known better. But going straight "for the machine gun" in a bar fight? That's a little bit of overreacting.

Aaron said...

We don't overreact. We rip your balls off so everyone can see and laugh at you.

Just ask Graham Harrell...

Heather said...

HAhahahaha!!!!

Amen cousin. Amen.